I just don’t think people realize how big of an obsession I have with Australians. Especially Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. They are my Bragelina. My power couple. And I’m determined to marry an Aussie just so I can listen to their amazing voice all day, every day.
I might kidnap one if I have to, shove them in a suitcase, and force them to marry me and become a public speaker.